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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 11:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A Biologist Spotlights The World’s Most Aggressive Bird. Hint: It’s Flightless, It’s Not The Ostrich, And It’s Been Known To Kill People - Forbes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Global Investors Suddenly Have a New Concern: A U.S. ‘Revenge Tax’ - WSJ

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Taking a realistic look at terraforming Mars - Phys.org

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Why would the United States need a fleet of the F-47 fighter jet fielded in the 2030s?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Isn't it amazing that President Trump has Elon Musk in his corner and Kamala only has airheads like Taylor Swift in hers?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Do you think Andrew Tate and Nigel Farage are part of a "similar phenomenon"?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post